Dear U.S. Treasury,
Do you really want all this money you are asking me for? I mean, really? Seriously? I think I could put it to far better use than you ever could so I beg you to rethink this through. You are stripping me of my funds, my fun and my dignity, dime by dime, penny by penny.
If it don't make dollars, it don't make cents!
Urging you to strongly reconsider in the politest of fashions,