Just as you were getting annoyed with the "look" of the New Facebook...you realize well, maybe I can get used to this. Then you find a feature in which you can change the default language from just your boring ol' English to the more exciting and fascinating language of Pirate English!
Tis true, mateys.
1) Log onto Facebook
2) Scroll all the way to the bottom
3) In the left-hand corner, click on "English"
4) Choose "English (Pirate)"
Fill in what be troublin' ya or freshly plunder ya mugshot.
Either way, shiver me timbers: tis a real treasure find!