I had an idea! So I submitted that idea to one of my favorite Web sites in the whole wide large world - Story People.
I have no idea if they take requests or accept stories from outsiders, but I figured everything's always worth a try.
Here's what I submitted - it's called "Too Awesome":
Is it possible to be too awesome he asked & she said no - but if you are talking about yourself, then that doesn't really apply.
So here's hoping!