But her son/daughter won't be writing her back. Especially as long as she thinks she's my mom.
Unless my mom created an alias and decided to e-mail me from that address, let it be known: Mary Patton is not my mother.
In case that is too small to read...I received an e-mail today from this woman asking me if I wanted to attend this "beading" party instead of watching the Super Bowl.
"Want to go? -Mom"
I feel like I'm living the real life children's book of Are You My Mother?
Because surely, my mom KNOWS that I will be watching the Super Bowl and not beading instead.