A holiday like this doesn't make me question who even comes up with these celebratory days. I mean, I've heard my fair share of strange ones. Ricky was born on "National Dance Like a Chicken Day" and Mark was born on "National Honesty Day." And no, it's not weird that I know those facts.
But today, a holiday devoted to one of my favorite past times? Don't mind if I do!
I'll leave you with this Mitch Hedburg quote:
I saw this wino. He was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude! You have to wait!"
So fill up that cup and Mazel tov!