Wednesday, January 14, 2009

American I-Don't Believe What I Just Saw

Your basic "If, Then" statement...to prove the statement is true, you need two facts.

Theory to prove:
If you attempt to high five a blind person, then you are an idiot.

Fact: On last night's season premiere of "American Idol," Ryan Seacrest attempted to high five the last contestant of the episode.

Fact: The last contestant was blind.

Conclusion: Ryan Seacrest is an idiot.

No, Ryan, pretty sure everyone is laughing and pointing at YOU.

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