Only in Texas...

"Well that was odd...we just accepted a collect call from a guy in jail and he ended up calling the wrong number. But it was his only call so he needed me to call his wife to tell her to come pick up the kids he had with him when he got hauled in!!!

Unfortunately for him, the number he gave me didn't go through to anyone so I wasn't able to complete his favor. Someone thought he said something about his "keys" but he said his "kids" so we accepted it thinking it might be a customer. HA. Not quite..."

[true story 5.16.08]