I like presents

In case you are thinking of gifts to give me just because, here are a few ideas for you (in no particular order):

1) An English bulldog that I will name "Moose" [please have him resemble the below and note I will accept more than one]


2) A house on Cape Cod (not too picky)


3) Endless cups of coffee...all I ask is that the coffee mug have a sizeable handle.

4) Paperclips. Seriously. I love them.


5) Mark DeRosa (speaks for itself)


6) Chapstick. I'm an addict.


...That should do it for now.
I really don't think it's much to ask for.

Happy shopping!