Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

I love themed-out office e-mails:

There once was a witch at Summit
Whose head was an empty bucket
It sure would be dandy
If you'd help fill it with candy
Otherwise, look out for her broom
You may have to duck it

Actual content in a just received e-mail.

We also have a witch sitting up at the front desk that, when prompted, sings, "Ghouls just wanna have fuuu-unnn."

Is this heaven?