Oh, I'm Sorry...

...but you're not an Oompa Loompa? Really?

Could have fooled me! Thanks to my friend, B, for finding this gem of an article.

Sure, it focuses on the deadly effects of tanning beds (I'm proud to say I have never been - my Irish skin would get friiiiied)...but really we should focus on the three males (as pictured below).

My brain immediately goes to the "Friends" episode where Ross Gellar struggles in the spray-on tan situation. "I'm an eight?!" then reprimanding Chandler with "Really? Did you count Mississippily?"

My freckles don't seem quite so bad anymore.