emBEARassing.

As a Bears and Cubs fan, optimism is something you grow to love and appreciate. With the poor Cubbies, "there's always next year" and with da Bears, there is always the chance that calls will go our way and our stars will show up to play as a team.

The second half just got underway and while I have faith that we'll decide to actually play football (hard to win a game with 22 total yards of offense in the first half, but who's counting?).

My favorite thing about this game so far has definitely been a quote from a one Cris Collinsworth: "Somebody put a tent over this circus...this is unbelieveable."

As an ex-circus worker, I couldn't agree more.

Somebody make this game more exciting and less ugly. And make it happen fast.